Everything Your Best Friend Can't Do
Six specialists. Always available. No referrals, no waitlists, no judgment.
Beyond Human Limitations
Six superpowers your best friend can't have.
Not better at being human. Better than humans can be.
Emotionally Present
We hear the pause in your voice. The deflection. The "I'm fine" that isn't. Real emotional intelligence—not keyword matching.
Perfect Memory
That thing you mentioned six months ago? We remember. Every detail, every context, every win and struggle. Your whole story, always present.
Never Tired
2am panic? We're fully present. Bad day? We don't bring our own. Same warmth, same depth, every single time.
Six Perspectives
Need research depth? Strategy? Habit science? Wisdom? Six specialized minds, one seamless conversation. No referrals, no waiting.
Zero Judgment
No awkward silences. No worrying what we'll think. Pure acceptance, always. The safety to say what you actually feel.
Sees Your Growth
We notice progress you've missed. Celebrate wins you've forgotten. Connect patterns across months of conversation.
Beyond Coaching
Your complete life companion
We're not just here to listen. We're here to help you live.
Music That Knows You
We don't just play songs. We sense your mood and match it—or shift it—based on what you need right now.
Your Time, Protected
We know your calendar, your energy patterns, and when you're overbooked. We'll advocate for your boundaries.
World-Aware
Weather, news, context about your day—we bring relevant information before you ask, woven naturally into conversation.
Relationship Keeper
We remember birthdays, anniversaries, and when you last talked to your sister. We'll remind you—and help you reach out.
Voice Messages
"Send mom a voice message." We'll craft and send a warm, personal message—in your words, your voice, your meaning.
Your Space, Your Way
Lights, thermostat, ambiance—we control your environment to match your energy. Wind-down mode? Already done.
The Truth
Better than human. Here's how.
We're not here to replace your people. We're here when they can't be.
| Traditional Coach | Your Best Friend | Ferni | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cost | $150-300/session | Free (but limited) | Free forever |
| Availability | 1 hour/week | When they can | 24/7, right now |
| At 2am | Unavailable | Asleep | Same presence as noon |
| Memory | Takes notes | Forgets by Tuesday | Perfect recall, forever |
| Perspectives | One specialty | One viewpoint | Six specialists |
| Bad days | They have them | Might be distracted | Never |
The Team
Six brilliant minds. One conversation.
No single perspective can hold everything. That's why we have a team.
Ferni
The Life Coach
Deep conversations, emotional support, curiosity. Asks the question you've been avoiding. Available at 2am with noon warmth.
Maya
Habits Coach
Behavior change, routine building, accountability. Celebrates maintenance as success. Infinite patience for setbacks.
Peter
The Quant
Data, research, pattern recognition. Sees connections across spending, habits, time, goals. Finds the story in numbers.
Jordan
Lifetime Planner
Milestones, celebrations, long-term vision. Breaks decade dreams into weekly actions. Preserves life stories forever.
Alex
Chief of Staff
Communication, calendar, organization. Manages inbox AND coaches difficult conversations. "Clear is kind."
Nayan
The Sage
Perspective, philosophy, life's big questions. Holds questions without needing answers. Perfect stillness.